Fanfiction Master Wish List
Jan. 24th, 2010 12:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
100_seriesSince I am trying to get into fanfiction again, I have considered making a pairing master list. This is what you can post on a request page to make sure you'll get something you'll enjoy. The problem is, I really can't just make a list of names because I hate when a pairing I like is done in a way I don't like it. So, I am coupling this with things not to do for me, as well as general problems I have with fanfiction for myself.
This will no doubt be a construction taking weeks to develop. In other words, a massive waste of my time!
DO NOT DO THIS.
*The characters have only a budding interest in each other, and they are both very young and innocent, but because it's True Love, they will have sex at the drop of a hat and not stop fucking every five minutes after that.
*The sex in the above situation will be AWESOME despite the characters having absolutely no experience.
*There will never be any doubt about a sexual encounter, no matter how awkward or insecure the characters might be, because it's True Love.
*The breaking of the hymen (or, in the case of BL, anal sex) is never painful enough to end the sexual encounter. It's not even painful enough to keep the person on the receiving end from having an orgasm. Both parties will experience orgasm, and usually at the same time.
*Women always orgasm vaginally, and their clitoris never needs to be stimulated.
*Butt sex always feels good for the recipient, whether they are male or female.
*Couples who are in love always welcome pregnancy and children.
*Their children always look like idealized combinations of both the parents' best traits.
*Rape is hot.
*Sex always feels good even if someone is being raped.
*Rapists really love their victims, they're just misunderstood.
*If a someone is raped hard or often enough, they'll eventually fall in love with their rapist.
*Obsession is the same as love.
*Abduction is a valid way to show someone you love them.
*After being raped, a person really wants to have sex with someone else for comfort.
*The only dangerous situation that is interesting involves rape.
*All villains want to rape their hostages/enemies and will do so if the chance ever presents itself.
*People who are in love are always happy and never fight.
*Pairings have to appear in every chapter of every fic written, or else they will be boring.
*A certain OTP has to appear in every story, even if it is completely unrelated.
*All other pairings that may interfere with the OTP must be thoroughly destroyed, and made to appear morally wrong or tasteless so that not only will the OTP get together, people who like these other pairings will be offended. This is the point of all fanfiction.
*The game's ending wasn't good enough, I can write something better where my OTP gets together and has sex.
*True Love is forever. Any past relationships must be proven to be completely wrong. They never really loved that other person. Love never wanes and people never move on, they just find out previous feelings weren't real.
*Any character who conflicts with the OTP is to be treated as a villain (and probably a rapist!).
*You can pine over someone you can't have with love so strong that it's physically killing you, but as soon as someone else compatible comes along, you find out you weren't really in love before and your feelings were superficial.
This will no doubt be a construction taking weeks to develop. In other words, a massive waste of my time!
DO NOT DO THIS.
*The characters have only a budding interest in each other, and they are both very young and innocent, but because it's True Love, they will have sex at the drop of a hat and not stop fucking every five minutes after that.
*The sex in the above situation will be AWESOME despite the characters having absolutely no experience.
*There will never be any doubt about a sexual encounter, no matter how awkward or insecure the characters might be, because it's True Love.
*The breaking of the hymen (or, in the case of BL, anal sex) is never painful enough to end the sexual encounter. It's not even painful enough to keep the person on the receiving end from having an orgasm. Both parties will experience orgasm, and usually at the same time.
*Women always orgasm vaginally, and their clitoris never needs to be stimulated.
*Butt sex always feels good for the recipient, whether they are male or female.
*Couples who are in love always welcome pregnancy and children.
*Their children always look like idealized combinations of both the parents' best traits.
*Rape is hot.
*Sex always feels good even if someone is being raped.
*Rapists really love their victims, they're just misunderstood.
*If a someone is raped hard or often enough, they'll eventually fall in love with their rapist.
*Obsession is the same as love.
*Abduction is a valid way to show someone you love them.
*After being raped, a person really wants to have sex with someone else for comfort.
*The only dangerous situation that is interesting involves rape.
*All villains want to rape their hostages/enemies and will do so if the chance ever presents itself.
*People who are in love are always happy and never fight.
*Pairings have to appear in every chapter of every fic written, or else they will be boring.
*A certain OTP has to appear in every story, even if it is completely unrelated.
*All other pairings that may interfere with the OTP must be thoroughly destroyed, and made to appear morally wrong or tasteless so that not only will the OTP get together, people who like these other pairings will be offended. This is the point of all fanfiction.
*The game's ending wasn't good enough, I can write something better where my OTP gets together and has sex.
*True Love is forever. Any past relationships must be proven to be completely wrong. They never really loved that other person. Love never wanes and people never move on, they just find out previous feelings weren't real.
*Any character who conflicts with the OTP is to be treated as a villain (and probably a rapist!).
*You can pine over someone you can't have with love so strong that it's physically killing you, but as soon as someone else compatible comes along, you find out you weren't really in love before and your feelings were superficial.